10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand.
One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?