10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.