10 Random Poker Quotes

• "All-in, bitches!!!"
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• in the poker game of life women are the rake
• "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• Those eggs smell delicious!
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.