10 Random Poker Quotes

• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)