10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- im going to 2 out you to death
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion