10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT