10 Random Poker Quotes

• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• I should have stayed home and played with myself.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• It's Free To Fold...
• Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.