10 Random Poker Quotes

"The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
Those eggs smell delicious!
"I got a full house! Whatchu got, sucker?" "Gee, does that beat me? All I got is two pair: a pair-a ones...and, uh, ANUDDA pair-a ones." -Nasta Canasta & Bugs Bunny, "Barbary Coast Bunny"
Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
"Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
Deal 'em, and read 'em. Ralph Malph
With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
what is a river if there is no river to draw to water