10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fold and live to fold again
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.