10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "The kiddie game is down the street!" - Mike "the Mouth" Matusow
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."