10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "No river, no fish."
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Welcome to kicker school
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.