10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Fook the floosh droo!
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
- A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson