10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- I'm just looking for a way to get outa here....
--------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- I don't want to be called a good loser. A good loser is still a loser.
-Stu Unger
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- im going to 2 out you to death