10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- Fold and live to fold again
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
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- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
- im going to 2 out you to death
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain