10 Random Poker Quotes

• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
• im going to 2 out you to death
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.