10 Random Poker Quotes

never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
The all-in play works everytime but once.
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
in the poker game of life women are the rake
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
"I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)