10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd
• Poker is for loners.
• Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!