10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Concentrate.
Don't do anything stupid.
Catch some cards.
----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
- You should pay as much as possible for a free card.