10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "If i dont make that final table, nobody's gonna remember me next year. If i do make that final table, Im a poker legend overnight" - Dutch Boyd 2003 WSOP Main Event
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- "See, in my world - the world of high-stakes gin and poker - we play for cold, hard cash. It's all business, pure and simple. Anyone who thinks cardplaying is a 'game' - I'll show you a loser. Money... M-O-N-E-Y. That's how you measure success. One dollar at a time. One chip at a time. That's how you keep score." Stu Unger
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
- If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com