10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
- "No river, no fish."
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher.
-Amarillo Slim
- God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- I've noticed something funny ... the more I practice, the luckier I get. -- Jack Nicklaus
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.