10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "No river, no fish."
- Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all
Dick McWatters