10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "No river, no fish."
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters
• Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.