10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
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