10 Random Poker Quotes

• "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• "I guess there's nothing left but all in." -Greg Raymer
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick" -ItalianAce-