10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
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- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.