10 Random Poker Quotes

• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• "The poker player learns that sometimes both science and common sense are wrong; that the bumblebee can fly; that, perhaps, one should never trust an expert; that there are more things in heaven and earth than are dreamt of by those with an academic bent." -- David Mamet
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity." ---Lee Jones
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.