10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
• if u play for the thrill u are ill
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon