10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- "It's hard work. Gambling. Playing poker. Don't let anyone tell you different. Think about what it's like sitting at a poker table with people whose only goal is to cut your throat, take your money, and leave you out back talking to yourself about what went wrong inside. That probably sounds harsh. But that's the way it is at the poker table. If you don't believe me, then you're the lamb that's going off to the slaughter." --Stu Unger, three-time WSOP Champion
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- You have to piss with the dick you have
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.