10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.