10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed