10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- The greatest feeling is when you've broken your opponent's spirit & crushed his confidence. The fact that you've taken both his bankroll & the shirt off his back is just a bonus.
Tom V. (Livonia, Michigan)
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.