10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
• "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
• Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Fish don't eat Nutz!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.