10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "So again, do not raise in No Limit Hold'em -- especially tournaments -- if there is a reasonable chance that a reraise will make you throw up." -- David Sklansky (Tournament Poker for Advanced Players)
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson