10 Random Poker Quotes

• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit" Stephen Morris
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..