10 Random Poker Quotes

• Those eggs smell delicious!
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• People who play poker often wear raw hide.
• I'm just looking for a way to get outa here.... --------Doyle Brunson, goes all-in WSOP2003
• If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• You have to piss with the dick you have