10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- "In low limit hold em' deception plays a less significant role. Either someone is already looking at that hand or will call out of curiousity."
---Lee Jones
- Frying bacon is much like playing poker; in each, a pig must be slaughtered and consumed by a superior being.
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.