10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- "No river, no fish."
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --