10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- I'm enough of a dreamer to realize it might have been that elusive something a gambler calls luck. But, I'm also enough of a realist to know that in general we make our own luck - through knowledge, skill and experience.- Doyle Brunson
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
- In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.