10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Not all trappers wear 'coon-skin hats."
- "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em."
Johnnie Moss
- Poker - love the pain or play checkers.
- MoeSyzslak
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn"
--Jack "Treetop" Straus--
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.