10 Random Poker Quotes

• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• No bad beat can withstand the assault of laughter!
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• im going to 2 out you to death
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good." H.L.B. Tunica, MS
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.