10 Random Poker Quotes

• You have to piss with the dick you have
• some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
• Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.