10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers