10 Random Poker Quotes

• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• You can't lead a horse to water, but a Donkey will follow you all the way to the River.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• I have found that when my reasoning for making a call amounts to, "Aww, fuck it." it is usually the wrong move.
• "You will show your poker greatness by the hands you fold, not the hands you play." -Dan Reed