10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- After taking a beat:
"How bad do they play?...This is the World Series of Poker!"
-Phil Hellmuth Jr.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Those eggs smell delicious!
- Asked why he played in a game known to be crooked, a player replied, "But it's the only game in town."
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!