10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.