10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Poker is like sex - everyone thinks that they are the best at it but few actually know what they are doing - Layne Flack