10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is for loners.
- The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers
- Where's the buffet?
-Doyle Brunson
- "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson