10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker."
- Mike McDermott, "Rounders"
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts.
-Gary Carson
- "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs