10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- "My luck is so bad, if it were raining pussy, I'd get hit in the head with a dick"
-ItalianAce-
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- It's Free To Fold...
- I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
- "Never say 'Whoa' to a mud puddle"
-- Anonymous
$4-to-go NL A-5 Lowball Table,
Cameo Club Palo Alto CA, 1977
- This above all else: To thine own self be true.
- William Shakespeare
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.