10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- if u play for the thrill u are ill
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- im going to 2 out you to death
- Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.